Expectations Vs. Reality

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:08:28 -0400

empboy142: What about me? What about Jujubee!

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:59:50 -0400

empboy142:

What about me? What about Jujubee!

What about me? What about Jujubee!

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:12:28 -0400

What about me? What about Jujubee!

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Wed, 15 May 2013 18:22:57 -0400

Eddie the Professor

Tue, 14 May 2013 20:06:25 -0400

Eddie the Professor

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Mon, 13 May 2013 23:18:58 -0400

I keep dancing on my own.

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:34:50 -0400

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Thu, 09 May 2013 20:21:18 -0400

happy birthday to me.

Mon, 06 May 2013 23:54:59 -0400

happy birthday to me.

Oh Drag Race.

Mon, 06 May 2013 23:47:32 -0400

For all the people messaging me saying that my video last night had no sound to it...

Sun, 05 May 2013 15:13:41 -0400

Just know that I was channeling some Hana Mae Lee realness.

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Sun, 05 May 2013 05:08:20 -0400

I know that it's Saturday now but I'm kinda drunk and I got a shitty haircut today.

Sat, 04 May 2013 03:35:25 -0400

Holy shit you are so fucking sexy! Please sit on my face and let me pleasure you!

Thu, 02 May 2013 22:44:32 -0400

Haha. I did that with my boyfriend this morning.

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Thu, 02 May 2013 14:06:03 -0400

Morning.

Thu, 02 May 2013 09:03:06 -0400

Morning.

apinchofbelladona: zeuslaand: thegoddamazon: oldmanasante: Ai...

Wed, 01 May 2013 23:49:45 -0400

apinchofbelladona:

zeuslaand:

thegoddamazon:

oldmanasante:

Aisha Tyler just owned all the trolls hating on the fact that she was selected to be a presenter at the Ubisoft E3 press conference. In the form of an open letter. I think I’m more infatuated with this woman than ever before.

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Dear Gamers

I play.

I’ve played since I was a little kid.

Since I begged my dad to buy me a Nintendo LCD Donkey Kong, Jr.

Since I blew through three weeks’ allowance playing Defender at the laundromat.

Since you were a twinge in the left side of your daddy’s underoos.

I’ve been a gamer since I made friends with a girl in the 5th grade just to get at her Atari.

Since I missed the bus playing Galaga after school.

Since I missed the start of Return of the Jedi playing Tempest in the theater lobby.

You think you know. You don’t know.

I’ve been a gamer since before you could read.

Since I aced midterms after staying up all night playing Evil Tetris.

Since I became dorm champ at Leisure Suit Larry.

Since I double-wielded on Time Crisis 3 at Fuddrucker’s.

I was a voice in not one, but two major video game titles.

I hosted the Reach Beta tutorial.

I was a Gears of War superfan panelist at ComicCon.

I hosted the Ubisoft presser at E3 2012.

I didn’t do any of it for the money.

For most I got paid next to nothing, and for some, less than that.

I did it because I love video games.

Because I’ve dreamt since I was a kid of being in one of the games I love.

How many games have you done voices for?

How many cons have you repped at?

Your buddy’s Unreal Tournament garage deathmatch doesn’t count.

I go to E3 each year because I love video games.

Because new titles still get me high.

Because I still love getting swag.

Love wearing my gamer pride on my sleeve.

People ask me what console I play.

Motherfucker, ALL of them.

I get invited to E3 because real gamers know I’m a gamer.

I don’t do it for the money.

I have plenty of money.

I don’t do it for the fame.

Fuck fame.

I do it because I love video games.

I don’t give out my gamertag because I don’t want a mess of noob jackholes lining up

to assassinate me on XBL.

I don’t give a shit what you think about my gamerscore.

I don’t play to prove a point.

I don’t play to be the best.

I play because I love it.

I play.

I’ve been playing my whole life.

I’m not ashamed of it.

I don’t apologize for it.

It’s who I am.

To the core.

I’m a gamer.

So to all the haters out there who claim I don’t play;

To the GAF dicks,

Gamespot trolls,

To every illiterate racist douchebag on Youtube:

Flame away. Go nuts.

Post every jackass comment your heart desires.

I’ll still be playing when your mom’s kicked you out of her basement

and you have to sell your old-ass console

and get a real job.

For now, I say to you respectfully,

and I mean this from the bottom of my heart,

GFYS.

And I just fell in love with Aisha Tyler.

I mean, she’s the voice of my favorite character in Archer so how could I not?

But she’s a gamer and a nerd and she reps it hard. I fucking love her.

Aisha Tyler is my hero.

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Wed, 01 May 2013 21:48:39 -0400

Hello. It’s me.

Wed, 01 May 2013 18:03:20 -0400

Hello. It’s me.

So, it's the month of my birth, and in a effort to leave a mark of my own, every day I'll post some type of original content here.

Wed, 01 May 2013 00:04:00 -0400

There may be nudes.

Sorry…not sorry.

last chance to back out

Expectations Vs. Reality

empboy142: What about me? What about Jujubee!

What about me? What about Jujubee!

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Eddie the Professor

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I keep dancing on my own.

Video

happy birthday to me.

Oh Drag Race.

For all the people messaging me saying that my video last night had no sound to it...

Video

I know that it's Saturday now but I'm kinda drunk and I got a shitty haircut today.

Holy shit you are so fucking sexy! Please sit on my face and let me pleasure you!

Video

Morning.

apinchofbelladona: zeuslaand: thegoddamazon: oldmanasante: Ai...

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Hello. It’s me.

So, it's the month of my birth, and in a effort to leave a mark of my own, every day I'll post some type of original content here.